The CIA started wiring a cat for sound. A microphone in one ear, a transmitter under the skin, an antenna woven into his fur.
The technology worked. The cat did not. In field tests he went wherever he felt like, and never where they wanted him.
Program ended. He was never used on a single operation. The Agency says the equipment came out and the cat walked away fine.
The CIA published a page to correct the record about him. Sixty years later, they are still talking about a cat.
The Agency says he never worked a day in his life.
They would say that.
He's still on the job
Only now he works for you. Hold Spy Cat, get paid in Palantir. That's the whole thing.
Comes off every tradeEvery buy, every sell, every transfer pays it. It's built into the coin and nobody is exempt.
Goes back to holdersNone of it goes to a team wallet. There is no switch to turn it off.
Lands in your walletYour share arrives as tokenized Palantir stock. Bigger bag, bigger share.
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